1. Too insecure to hit on a hottie 2. Too arrogant to hit on an APPROPRIATE hottie 3. Assumes that every hottie wants his assets 4. Forgets that some hotties ONLY want his assets 5. Attempts to train his hottie to be Just Like his Ex-wife 6. Brags about the ways in which he plans to murder his Ex-wife 7. Um, I'd make one up, but I was on a roll with the pairing thing, so #7 doesn't work for me
1. Too insecure to hit on a hottie 2. Too arrogant to hit on an APPROPRIATE hottie 3. Assumes that every hottie wants his assets 4. Forgets that some hotties ONLY want his assets 5. Attempts to train his hottie to be Just Like his Ex-wife 6. Brags about the ways in which he plans to murder his Ex-wife 7. Um, I'd make one up, but I was on a roll with the pairing thing, so #7 doesn't work for me
1) lying about their age 2) offering trips that never happen 3) NOT mentioning they recently had major heart surgery and CAN'T have sex 4) thinking they can still get the hotties 5) raising little kids at 50+ is NOT attractive to the opposite sex 6) thinking Harleys are the answer to their midlife crisis 7) thinking that hot young thing wants them for their body and NOT their money
1) lying about their age 2) offering trips that never happen 3) NOT mentioning they recently had major heart surgery and CAN'T have sex 4) thinking they can still get the hotties 5) raising little kids at 50+ is NOT attractive to the opposite sex 6) thinking Harleys are the answer to their midlife crisis 7) thinking that hot young thing wants them for their body and NOT their money
1. I can produce plenty (OK, maybe a couple) of witnesses who will attest that I have never considered sex a chore.
2. Please let me know when you are available for that workout session. :)
3. If God didn't intend for men to ogle, He would never have invented sunglasses.
4. Get rid of the 34 C's ????
Quoting luv2hugbabydoll
#2. Ogle 20 yr olds...please conyers....that is what might have gotten u divorced in the first place! #7 Learning that sex is expected...Seems to me like you need to workout so it isn't such an exercise problem for you to handle...sounds like u think it is a chore that women want sex...or maybe that's why you are divorced...see I won't date a man who doesn't like or want sex all the time!!
I THINK MEN NEED TO EXERCISE AND GET RID OF THE 34C's they have after being in a lazy sexless married lifestyle! lol
Quoting luv2hugbabydoll
#2. Ogle 20 yr olds...please conyers....that is what might have gotten u divorced in the first place! #7 Learning that sex is expected...Seems to me like you need to workout so it isn't such an exercise problem for you to handle...sounds like u think it is a chore that women want sex...or maybe that's why you are divorced...see I won't date a man who doesn't like or want sex all the time!!
I THINK MEN NEED TO EXERCISE AND GET RID OF THE 34C's they have after being in a lazy sexless married lifestyle! lol
1. I can produce plenty (OK, maybe a couple) of witnesses who will attest that I have never considered sex a chore.
2. Please let me know when you are available for that workout session. :)
3. If God didn't intend for men to ogle, He would never have invented sunglasses.
Hey, I'm 54, I don't even get to be 45 anymore. But FYI, we men never age past 16, in some aspects. (Not the good aspects, though, dammit.):) And please remember, there were smiles at the end of my list.:):)
Quoting 6831RO
Quoting Conyersguy
3. Remembering to insert the word "like" into every other phrase when talkling to our dates.
4. Learning to wear shiny, colored boxers instead of our 'tightie-whities.'
5. Learning the recuperation period before energetic fondling is allowed after breast implant surgery.
6. Adjusting to multiple tattoos on our dates.
(((Hey, you didn't expect EVERYBODY to come up with the sensitive crap, did you? ))) :):)
Is this from the 45 going 16 series? :) Fun mixture, anyway :)
Quoting 6831RO
Quoting Conyersguy
3. Remembering to insert the word "like" into every other phrase when talkling to our dates.
4. Learning to wear shiny, colored boxers instead of our 'tightie-whities.'
5. Learning the recuperation period before energetic fondling is allowed after breast implant surgery.
6. Adjusting to multiple tattoos on our dates.
(((Hey, you didn't expect EVERYBODY to come up with the sensitive crap, did you? ))) :):)
Is this from the 45 going 16 series? :) Fun mixture, anyway :)
Hey, I'm 54, I don't even get to be 45 anymore. But FYI, we men never age past 16, in some aspects. (Not the good aspects, though, dammit.):) And please remember, there were smiles at the end of my list.:):)
#2. Ogle 20 yr olds...please conyers....that is what might have gotten u divorced in the first place! #7 Learning that sex is expected...Seems to me like you need to workout so it isn't such an exercise problem for you to handle...sounds like u think it is a chore that women want sex...or maybe that's why you are divorced...see I won't date a man who doesn't like or want sex all the time!!
I THINK MEN NEED TO EXERCISE AND GET RID OF THE 34C's they have after being in a lazy sexless married lifestyle! lol
Quoting Conyersguy
1. Not being flexible enough to do all the positions in the Kama Sutra anymore.
2. How not to look like a perve when we ogle 20 year olds.
3. Remembering to insert the word "like" into every other phrase when talkling to our dates.
4. Learning to wear shiny, colored boxers instead of our 'tightie-whities.'
5. Learning the recuperation period before energetic fondling is allowed after breast implant surgery.
6. Adjusting to multiple tattoos on our dates.
7. Learning that mid-night and morning sex are not only OK again, but sometimes expected. :):)
(((Hey, you didn't expect EVERYBODY to come up with the sensitive crap, did you? ))) :):)
Quoting Conyersguy
1. Not being flexible enough to do all the positions in the Kama Sutra anymore.
2. How not to look like a perve when we ogle 20 year olds.
3. Remembering to insert the word "like" into every other phrase when talkling to our dates.
4. Learning to wear shiny, colored boxers instead of our 'tightie-whities.'
5. Learning the recuperation period before energetic fondling is allowed after breast implant surgery.
6. Adjusting to multiple tattoos on our dates.
7. Learning that mid-night and morning sex are not only OK again, but sometimes expected. :):)
(((Hey, you didn't expect EVERYBODY to come up with the sensitive crap, did you? ))) :):)
#2. Ogle 20 yr olds...please conyers....that is what might have gotten u divorced in the first place! #7 Learning that sex is expected...Seems to me like you need to workout so it isn't such an exercise problem for you to handle...sounds like u think it is a chore that women want sex...or maybe that's why you are divorced...see I won't date a man who doesn't like or want sex all the time!!
I THINK MEN NEED TO EXERCISE AND GET RID OF THE 34C's they have after being in a lazy sexless married lifestyle! lol
